Sup, I going to be making a comic book for a project at school so, I'll be posting the concept art here on Newgrounds as I go along. But, I need to get my scanner working and get scouted before I can do anything really good. Anyways, check out my Halloween costume! And yes, I know I'm a little late.

Sup homes. Haven't made a post lately so I thought I'd give a bit of something for the Trolls to pick at. A couple months ago, a bunch of High School Freshmen started going through my yard. At first they were just walking by, so they weren't much of a bother. But two weeks ago they started leaving large amounts of trash around so I, being such a kind human being, put a small trash can outside for they're stuff. In hind sight that was a bad idea. The next day I found that they had stolen the trashcan and had put more trash all over the lawn. I was pissed so the next day I got home early put on some of my Dad's old clothes suspenders, old loafers, and a white sleaveless shirt for good taste!;) I took my paintball gun, unloaded it, and put in a Co2 tank. My gun is modeled after the Thompson "Chigago Typewriter" SMG, that coupled with my bulk (6'2" and 220lbs) I looked like a crazy old man who would kill a puppy without remorse. So I waited inside my house for ten minutes then I saw them. As soon as the first energy drink can hit the dirt, I burst out my front door yelling "What the hell are you little maggots doin' on mah lawn!" One punkass turned and said "Throwin crap on it thats what!" Thats when I pulled out my paintball gun. All their faces turned as white as Frances flag when they saw Germany coming their way in World War II. I started yelling again saying "IMA GONNA KEEEELLLL YOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!" I pulled the trigger and my gun made a convincing bang, they all started screaming and then they run while crapping their pants. One of them even passed out about twenty yards from me. I detected the pungent reek of urine around him. He was the apparent leader of their group so just to help the meesage sink in I put the gun at his butt and woke him from unconciouness. he saw me and started shaking I looked at him and said "Are you gonna keep puttn' crap on mah lawn?" He shook his head "Are you gonna be such a punkass?" He shook his head again. "Good. Now GTFO!!!" I hoisted the gun over my head and started shooting it again. And I swear, I have never seen a kid go from zero to sixty so fast in my life. Now I have a clean lawn, and an alter ego of a crazy old man with a fully automatic weapon. Life is good.

With the world falling apart at the seams, it's nice to know that there is solice in this virtually generated mass of entertainment. Used to sidetrack us from the dark and unforgiving reality each of us face when we step away from our beloved Newgrounds. When faced with the world's bland and cruel way, we typically try to go along with it, while instead we should make the world more like Newgrounds. So let us try to make the world a stranger, funnier, and more cheery** place to be. Though, considering what alot of Newgrounds is, we'd probably all end up killing each other or the fabric of our dimension would rip in half and we'd all explode. Regardless of the future repercusions it would be fun for a little while.

*It would also be gorier, scarier, and possibly even more depressing than before!
*Also, proper english we be a forgotten art.

Summer vacation is almost here so expect to see a HELLUVA more of this brand of Fail.

STOP ITSA TRAP!!!!!!!111!!!!!! Have some of Admeral Ackbar's OOOOOooooooooooooooooo's! Wit a "special" suprize in every box!!!1!(fig .1)